Six Degrees of Murder: The Case of Isaac Mewton

OKAY SO 😤‼️ Isaac Mewton got ABSOLUTELY BONKED by an apple 🍎💀 and now you're out here in your slay trench coat 🕵️‍♀️✨ solving a murder that defies science, logic, and basic storytelling. Your suspects? A sobbing crayon with abandonment issues 🖍😭, a pencil sharpener with toxic ex energy ✂️🔥, a hawk who vapes regret 🦅🚬, and a literal triangle because we gave up halfway through 🔺😵‍💫. There’s also a purple slime man 🟣🫠 who may or may not be sentient goo with intimacy issues. This case has more emotional damage than a Tumblr thread from 2014.

You're snooping through a cursed casino ♠️🎲, a pizzaria powered by trauma 🍕💔, a court that’s legally confusing ⚖️❓, and a stationary store where everyone is crying and/or ✨plot dumping✨. Half the dialogue is written like it’s been passed through Google Translate six times and the other half is camp with a capital C. Pay $5 or DIE 💸🔥. Pick the wrong line and the game roasts you like it’s a Reddit AMA. The vibes are delusional. The fonts are weird. The music slaps. Everyone needs therapy but no one's getting it.

This is less about logic and more about vibes — and the vibes are immaculate. 💅🕵️‍♂️🍏💔🎭✨

Originally based on the concept of Six Degrees of Separation but that kinda fell apart when we realised we only had like 2 days to make it so ya

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Art and Writing by https://itch.io/profile/lactoastie

Music by https://itch.io/profile/lepascalier

Additional Writing by https://itch.io/profile/lilchuzu

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